Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 217

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Oct 222015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 217
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Brotherly crotch-kicking
Notes: Cullen gets sent along on an expedition to the Bone Pit, in search of the demons and blood mages Meredith expects are responsible for the constant troubles in the area. Fortunately, the Hawkes already have business up there.
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Claimed

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Sep 302015
 

Title: Claimed
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Ridiculous semi-nude dudes, scalemail bikini
Notes: Guess who tripped over some traditional fantasy barbarian and girl poses? Oh, this guy. This is shit, and I know it, but I'm tired of looking at it. Spent most of a day on this, just for a laugh.
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Not Riding That Pony

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Sep 302015
 

Title: Not Riding That Pony
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Het, questionable dildoes, a distinct lack of pants, the internet is for porn, horse jokes
Notes: For TumblrRedErisWrites. There is a certain toy that Isabela owns that Cormac will not let near him. We've had a pending request for more on that subject for the last like… three months? *coughs* So, here's that.
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The Stupid Mage and the Gorgeous Magical Unicorn

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Sep 302015
 

Title: The Stupid Mage and the Gorgeous Magical Unicorn
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Sometimes, you do something stupid, because you're cold, you're horny, and you only live once. Every once in a great while that turns out to actually be a good idea. No actual unicorns were involved in this fic.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 216

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Sep 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 216
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂,  Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ends justifying means, semi-legal redistribution of vital assets, family issues
Notes: Of magisters and Orlesians. A discussion of profits, with Varric.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 215

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Sep 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 215
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Anton speaks well, but Elthina still has to come out and break things up.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 214

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Sep 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 214
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Orsino starts some shit. Meredith objects. The Hawkes have never been very good at shutting up.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213

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Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂,  Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Totally inappropriate dinner conversation
Notes: Dinner, which gets worse, instead of better.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212

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Sep 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂,  Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: GAMLEN NO, casual racism and implied homophobia, Andraste's mabari and theological questions about dog farts
Notes: Family dinners are always exciting, especially when the extended family's invited
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