Title: Five Hawkes, One Outfit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Slightly less fluffy Cormac, 'Cultural studies' Artemis, Stabby Viscount Anton, Sexy templar Carver, and Necro-warrior Bethany.
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Title: Cupid, Dragonhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless archer?
Notes: For an anonymous patron who didn't choose a reward, but is getting some Anton anyway. I've got two more of these, this month – one of Cormac and one I haven't gotten a character for, yet! Let me know who you want to see, other patron of ours, or it's going to be Carver! (I am also desperately trying to post this to Patreon, but I click the post button and it acts like nothing happened…)
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 11
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Samson ♂, Alain ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few colourful turns of phrase, sparring,
Notes: Anton gets a letter he's been waiting for. Cullen gives an explanation he's been putting off.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 8
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Cassandra Pentaghast♀, Cullen ♂,
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few colourful turns of phrase
Notes: Letters from Starkhaven. A Nevarran visitor.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 7
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill ♀, Hahren Reeba♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, First Enchanter Tim ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: A few colourful words, a theoretical bottle of celebratory booze
Notes: Merrill and Anton change what it means to be an elf in Kirkwall. Anton and Cullen introduce the new First Enchanter.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Serendipity ⚧, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Gamlen Amell ♂, Charade ♀, Fenris ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 2
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Madame Lusine ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Politics, a bit of drinking
Notes: The debates begin! Anton vs Madame Lusine.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 394
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A bunch of mouthy sods yapping, get the box of tissues now
Notes: Anders checks on Fenris. Cullen brings word to the people of the changes soon to pass. Some mages decide not to stick around, after all.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 392
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of the aftermath of the preceding chapters
Notes: Cullen and Anton speak to the mages.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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