Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 384

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 384
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂,  Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A brief reprieve from swording. The Tranquil are found, along with records of Meredith's madness.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 383

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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 383
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂,  Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen brings the fight inside, still trying to make less of a fight of it. More of Justice's swording ensues.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 382

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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 382
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀,  Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The battle begins. Sebastian's outrage continues. Assistance arrives from an unexpected direction.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 381

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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 381
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: The fine art of blowing shit up, canon-typical violence
Notes: Kirkwall watches the Chantry come down. Meredith's wrath will not be subdued.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 379

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 379
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Elthina ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Friendly bludgeoning, a devout death wish
Notes: Preparations begin. Evacuations all around.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 378

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 378
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀, Orsino ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magebane, talk of an Annulment
Notes: Meredith starts a war. Cullen prepares to end it.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 377

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 377
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Villainy', ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture, the internet is for porn
Notes: It is an extremely good thing that Anton's desk is so sturdy, and that any Orlesians are on the other side of a locked door.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 376

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May 022016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 376
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L3 N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Villainy', ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture
Notes: In which Anton plays the damsel to Cullen's villain, and a desk is misused.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 375

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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 375
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Alternate uses for cream cakes, 'dragon bone' jokes
Notes: Cullen is displeased with the latest Gazette headline. Anton, regrettably, admits to finding no further insight into the Bone Pit.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 373

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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 373
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Orana ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Serendipity ⚧, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Knob jokes, unexpected rune bases
Notes: Community reactions to an important announcement in the Kirkwall Gazette.
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