Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 372

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 372
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Janssen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, undead
Notes: Dwarf boats, skeletons, and the raw power of the stone of eternal stench.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, dreadful flirting
Notes: More swording and spooning.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369

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Apr 302016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, return of Tevinter assbaby jokes
Notes: Getting spoony over swording. Fantastic uses for whiskey and cream.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 357
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party
Notes: Anton vs. Orlais. Fine elven craftsmanship. The introduction of Andrastian sausage. Varric to the rescue.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, more appalling Page Six jokes
Notes: More fun with sausage jokes. Varania brings a date. Fenris is less than thrilled with any of these turns of events.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 352

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 352
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Anton throws a sausage party, truly the event of the season, whatever Cullen might think of it.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 347

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Apr 292016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 347
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Izzy no
Notes: Another kidnapping on the Wounded Coast. Doesn't anyone have any originality in this city?
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 346

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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 346
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Ella ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Fenris glows murderously, do not screw around in supply closets in the Gallows
Notes: Fenris finishes the fight Cormac started. Later, Thrask discovers the incredible benefits of knocking.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 345

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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 345
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Anton's thighs of death
Notes: Today we've got a lust for chowder.
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