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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 347
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Izzy no
Notes: Another kidnapping on the Wounded Coast. Doesn't anyone have any originality in this city?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 346
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Ella ♀
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Fenris glows murderously, do not screw around in supply closets in the Gallows
Notes: Fenris finishes the fight Cormac started. Later, Thrask discovers the incredible benefits of knocking.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 345
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Anton's thighs of death
Notes: Today we've got a lust for chowder.
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Title: Because Anton, That's Why
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dude in ridiculous booty shorts and half a shirt
Notes: I got nothing. I have no idea how this happened, but I was supposed to be working on a commission at the time, I think.
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Title: Booty Hawkes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless dudes in ridiculous booty shorts
Notes: I don't remember who I promised these to, but I said I was going to do Hawkes in booty shorts, one night, in chat. So, uh… *laughs*
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Title: Valentine Anton
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Now that everything actually WORKS AGAIN, here, have a belated valentine, featuring the delightfully roguish Anton Hawke.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 340
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, a background hanging
Notes: Castillon meets his end. Carver opens his mouth, inserts his foot, and repeats with the other side.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 339
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Bran Cavin ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A deal gone sideways. Death, death, and trouble with the locals. Seneschal Bran would kill for an aspirin.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 337
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of Page Six, why we cannot just stab Velasco, and Sebastian in a dress
Notes: Isabela has some troubles, involving an Antivan pirate of some repute. Sebastian continues to have opinions about both Isabela and Page Six.
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