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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 272
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, red lyrium
Notes: Varric finds what he's looking for. Fenris talks him out of keeping it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 271
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: Things go from interesting to worse. The house stops throwing furniture and starts throwing larger things.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 270
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: The latest in Kirkwall Murder Chic, now with a flying library.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 269
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Flirtation, dildo paperweights, that is not how you cope with Fade rifts
Notes: Anders has a plan. Varric has a very different plan.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 261
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Lyrium addiction, PTSD, black humour
Notes: Cullen comes to his senses. Mostly. Sort of. Anton continues to hover and worry.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 260
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: PTSD, lyrium withdrawal, black humour
Notes: Cullen returns. All is not well.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 258
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lyrium withdrawal, religious difficulties
Notes: Cullen gets a surprise visitor. Anton calls upon the Grand Cleric.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 255
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V1 D0)
Warnings: Facepunching between friends, brotherly facepunching, hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Anton visits Aveline and eats a knuckle sandwich. Carver bursts in on something and receives the same reward.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 254
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sibling rivalry, angst
Notes: Cullen's kindness and attention to the law finally comes back to bite him in the ass.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 253
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Keran ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Aveline finds the source of her problem and solves it. With her sword.
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