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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 253
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Keran ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Aveline finds the source of her problem and solves it. With her sword.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 252
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Keran ♂, Ella♀, Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: M (L2 N2 S3 V2 D0)
Warnings: Non-explicit het, canon-typical violence
Notes: Shenanigans on the Knight-Captain's desk. Aveline discovers she has a problem, but Anton's willing to help fix it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 250
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, sibling rivalry, Cullen wishes he'd stayed in his office
Notes: Anton's quest for dragons in the undercity!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 249
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon noises
Notes: Word of the Maker's wrath striking the Chantry has spread. Dwarves and dragons are suspected, in the aftermath.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 246
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken dumbass circle mage
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, Emile de Launcet.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 245
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Maudlin drunkenness, reasonable concerns, difficult questions
Notes: Anton is, sadly, not done, however done he might wish to be right now. Fortunately, he has bottles to empty and companions to distress.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 244
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating:Â M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, blood magic
Notes: Things do not go as well as Anton hoped.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 243
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀,
Rating: M (L2 N3 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Pantsless Carver
Notes: Anton ventures forth to rescue another apostate. Hopefully. Anders learns things he never wanted to know about Carver.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 242
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Cullen ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: OH MY GOD ANTON, fun with turnips, more fun with artificial dragon appendages
Notes: Anton proves there's at least one dragon he can fit between his thighs.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 241
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating:Â M (L2 N3 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Maudlin drunkenness
Notes: Anton's troubled about the day he's had, and Cullen interrupts his love affair with the tailings of a bottle, clearly not the first of the evening.
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