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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 301
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, Anders has some issues, Nate was not expecting a repeat of the Vigil but he'll roll with it
Notes: To sleep, perchance to have nightmares and seek comfort from an old friend.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 300
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Temmerin Glavonik ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, canon-typical violence, Anders has some issues
Notes: How many ogres can you fit in a thaig? Our correspondents investigate.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 299
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Temmerin Glavonik ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, canon-typical violence
Notes: Justice is late to this party. Natia has opinions about explosives. Messere Howe is just gonna look dismayed and roll with all of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 298
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Warden jokes, nobody likes being underground, roughhousing, darkspawn corpses
Notes: Catching up with Messere Howe and all the latest Warden gossip.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 297
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dwarf jokes, nobody likes being underground
Notes: Venturing down to the thaig no one ever wanted to see again, this time with more caution and a different dwarf.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 296
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Delilah Howe ♀, Ser Pounce-a-lot ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, skulls at the dinner table, sisters, dick jokes
Notes: The arrival of an unexpected cat and a beautiful woman bearing interesting news.
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Title: A Good Loser (23/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Nude dude with wine.
Notes: I feel like Anton's letting Cullen win, here… *laughs*
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Title: Rooftop Rogue (18/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude in snow
Notes: Anton's usually a bit more into breaking in and nicking things, but breaking in to leave holiday gifts isn't beyond him, at the right time of year. Why no pants? Cullen's face.
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Title: Peppermint Pole Dancing (13/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude, bad lighting
Notes: Because Mevima reminded me of Anton dancing on the table at his brother's bachelor party. I can only imagine he demanded a rematch that was less full of his relatives, later.
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Title: Rogue with Mistletoe (08/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: Anton's got some more cheesy ideas from Orlesian novels, and he's just waiting for Cullen to join him.
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