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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 232
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating:Â M (L3Â N2 S2Â V0 D0)
Warnings: Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: The (consensual) return of the chastity belt!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 228
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: M (L3 N2 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac opens his mouth, partial nudity, a lot of people staring at Cormac's (clothed) crotch
Notes: Cormac wakes up more dressed than he went to bed. And this is going to take keys to remove.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 218
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon-related whoopass, not actually blood magic
Notes: A great lot of stabbing and some very unusual magic. Perhaps not the best day to be a dragon.
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Title: Dalish Barbarian AU (1-4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes being ridiculous
Notes: maverikloki's Artemis Hawke, on the ground, and our collective Theron Mahariel, done up like a barbarian in lacy smalls. I feel like this should be the cover of one of Varric's novels. Assume Tabris is off camera cracking rude jokes with Fenris.
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Title: Not Riding That Pony
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Het, questionable dildoes, a distinct lack of pants, the internet is for porn, horse jokes
Notes: For RedErisWrites. There is a certain toy that Isabela owns that Cormac will not let near him. We've had a pending request for more on that subject for the last like… three months? *coughs* So, here's that.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 209
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Varania ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Cormac-typical violence, blood and guts
Notes: Hawke wedding disasters, volume two. Fire and mayhem.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 201
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Gytha ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A dildo shop, some pantslessness, dick jokes, bitchy jabs between old friends
Notes: Bawdy ballads, bad ideas, and Anton attempting to make peace with Aveline.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 200
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Gytha ♀
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A dildo shop, some pantslessness, dick jokes
Notes: Fenris makes a foolish decision, in the name of love, and Anders is happy to help him do it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 195
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Facepunching, Anton's garden furniture, the internet is for porn, Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Carver discovers some interesting features of the garden. Unrelatedly, Artemis is offered a delightful wedding gift.
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Title: A Sleepless Night (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N1Â S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends, discussion of past abuse
Notes: Okay, yes, now it's two chapters. More of the same, pretty much. They're charming. They're sweet. They're both complete dicks.
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