Dalish Barbarian AU (1-4)

Title: Dalish Barbarian AU (1-4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes being ridiculous
Notes: maverikloki's Artemis Hawke, on the ground, and our collective Theron Mahariel, done up like a barbarian in lacy smalls. I feel like this should be the cover of one of Varric's novels. Assume Tabris is off camera cracking rude jokes with Fenris.

More of the same set of Theron and Artemis, because I am SO DISTRACTED by these two right now. There's probably going to be one more, before I go back to what I'm supposed to be doing. Consider this the answer to 'what the fuck was Artie wearing in that last one, anyway?'

I like to call this one 'OH MY GOD THERON IF YOU DROP ME I WILL FORCE PUSH YOU THROUGH A TREE'.

OKAY. Last one of this series, I promise.