Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 211
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Brotherly face-punching, discussion of large-scale blood magic
Notes: Fenris adjusts to being a brother-in-law. Tries out punching Cormac, as is the way in this family, when something goes wrong.
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Sep 262015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 210
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Donnic , Fenris , Gytha , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Theron Mahariel , Meredith , Varania
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Family arguments, brotherly facepunching
Notes: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for… We said there was a wedding in here, somewhere!
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Sep 262015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 209
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Varania
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Cormac-typical violence, blood and guts
Notes: Hawke wedding disasters, volume two. Fire and mayhem.
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Sep 262015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 208
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Gytha , Orana , Varania
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dad jokes, brotherly ribbing
Notes: Artie, stop tidying things into oblivion. You're supposed to be getting married.
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Sep 262015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 207
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Subtly smutty humour, a bit of a scare, corpse jokes
Notes: Bethany saves Cullen from a very elfy fate.
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Sep 262015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 206
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Varric , Jethann , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, prostitution, awkward flirting
Notes: Theron makes an ill-considered pass. Anton is amused. Artemis is not going to be able to stand up in the morning. Fenris wonders at the wisdom of his decisions.
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Sep 232015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 205
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Varric , Jethann , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes, wagers in poor taste
Notes: A good time was had by many, and not necessarily with the people they'd arrived with.
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Sep 232015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 204
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Varric , Jethann , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: T (L2 N2 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes
Notes: Jethann starts a friendly argument with Anton. The finer sensibilities of Anton's relatives are the first victims.
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Sep 232015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 203
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Jethann , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drunken toasts, alcohol-soluble heterosexuality, questionable elvish food, brotherly facepunching
Notes: Supper, toasts, stories about the past. Sebastian is never allowed to get that drunk again.
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Sep 232015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 202
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Cormac Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Non-sexual appearance of dildo
Notes: An exchange of swords.
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