Sep 302015
 

Title: Claimed
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Cormac Hawke
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Ridiculous semi-nude dudes, scalemail bikini
Notes: Guess who tripped over some traditional fantasy barbarian and girl poses? Oh, this guy. This is shit, and I know it, but I'm tired of looking at it. Spent most of a day on this, just for a laugh.
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Sep 302015
 

Title: Dalish Barbarian AU (1-4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel , Artemis Hawke
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dudes being ridiculous
Notes: maverikloki's Artemis Hawke, on the ground, and our collective Theron Mahariel, done up like a barbarian in lacy smalls. I feel like this should be the cover of one of Varric's novels. Assume Tabris is off camera cracking rude jokes with Fenris.
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Sep 302015
 

Title: Not Riding That Pony
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Isabela
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Het, questionable dildoes, a distinct lack of pants, the internet is for porn, horse jokes
Notes: For TumblrRedErisWrites. There is a certain toy that Isabela owns that Cormac will not let near him. We've had a pending request for more on that subject for the last like… three months? *coughs* So, here's that.
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Sep 302015
 

Title: The Stupid Mage and the Gorgeous Magical Unicorn
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Sometimes, you do something stupid, because you're cold, you're horny, and you only live once. Every once in a great while that turns out to actually be a good idea. No actual unicorns were involved in this fic.
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Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 216
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Fenris ,  Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ends justifying means, semi-legal redistribution of vital assets, family issues
Notes: Of magisters and Orlesians. A discussion of profits, with Varric.
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Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 215
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Meredith, Orsino
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Anton speaks well, but Elthina still has to come out and break things up.
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Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 214
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Meredith, Orsino
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Orsino starts some shit. Meredith objects. The Hawkes have never been very good at shutting up.
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Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders ,  Cullen , Gamlen , Fenris , Charade , Merrill , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Totally inappropriate dinner conversation
Notes: Dinner, which gets worse, instead of better.
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Sep 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders ,  Cullen , Gamlen , Fenris , Charade , Merrill , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: GAMLEN NO, casual racism and implied homophobia, Andraste's mabari and theological questions about dog farts
Notes: Family dinners are always exciting, especially when the extended family's invited
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