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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 201
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Gytha ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A dildo shop, some pantslessness, dick jokes, bitchy jabs between old friends
Notes: Bawdy ballads, bad ideas, and Anton attempting to make peace with Aveline.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 200
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Gytha ♀
Rating: M (L2 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A dildo shop, some pantslessness, dick jokes
Notes: Fenris makes a foolish decision, in the name of love, and Anders is happy to help him do it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 199
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, extremely literal swording, Cormac's hair, ass-kissing
Notes: A variety of strange revelations, and a few statements of the obvious.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 198
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, extremely literal swording
Notes: Demons. Why is it always demons?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 197
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, consensual violence, Cormac has shields for a reason, blood, zombies, the usual
Notes: Yet more throwing Cormac at things that might be trapped!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 196
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Strongly implied off-camera smut, canon-typical violence, consensual violence, Cormac has shields for a reason
Notes: Cullen is assigned an unusual task. Anders drags his favourite mages into the Undercity in search of a book.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 195
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Facepunching, Anton's garden furniture, the internet is for porn, Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Carver discovers some interesting features of the garden. Unrelatedly, Artemis is offered a delightful wedding gift.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 194
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Racism, transphobia, cheating at cards
Notes: Anton's got to make a living somehow! Lord Dog plays cards with his ladyfriends and some unfortunate Orlesians.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 193
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, uncomfortable reminders of Kinloch Hold, conversations about the Knight-Commander's questionable policy decisions
Notes: Fenris gets a letter he's been waiting for. The Kirkwall Weekly Gazette publishes an unspeakable bit of fiction.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 192
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anton's garden furniture, Cullen jokes, Anders sucks at tanning
Notes: That is not a colour people are supposed to be, Anders.
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