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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 169
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, elf humour, sibling rivalry, tense situation
Notes: Theron Mahariel, Dalish poet, saviour of the — what do you mean it still doesn't work?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 168
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, elf humour, sibling rivalry, tense situation
Notes: Merrill brings in some more help for her eluvian troubles. Carver is less than amused with this turn of events.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 167
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Drowning in sap
Notes: Cormac and Anders sort things out. Mostly. Sort of.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 166
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anders has issues, Fenris is trying to be sympathetic
Notes: Anders comes back to himself, and goes to Fenris for advice.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 162
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac has a terrible idea, Anton suggests the lawn furniture
Notes: Cormac has questions he can't ask Anders. He realises he can get at least some of the answers from Cullen, instead.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 156
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac is a mess, blasphemy, confessions, non-explicit mentions of past sex
Notes: Cormac visits Artemis, in the aftermath, because who else knows panic like Artie knows panic?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 150
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Madame Lusine ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Incidentally in a brothel
Notes: Fenris needs a favour from Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 149
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Mia ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Magic at a templar party, threats of doom
Notes: A demonstration of magic. A demonstration of power. A demonstration of cheesy romance-novel sensibilities.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 148
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Bad ideas, worse ideas, horse jokes, Anders pretends he's fine
Notes: Sisters and bad ideas. Anders wishes Cullen wasn't so okay with this proposition.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 147
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela ♀, Branson ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Mia ♀, Cullen's Mum ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Varric ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Branson meets the Stallion, ANTON NO, heroic entrances, religious humour
Notes: Isabela wins again. Oh, and Anton and Cullen get married.
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