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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 146
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D1)
Warnings: Threats of impending doom for all, jokes about pee, ANTON NO, Isabela… maybe?
Notes: Observations on brothers and brotherhood.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Donnic ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen's abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 135
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, flirting, groping, questionable decisions
Notes: Things go from Bethany to worse.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 134
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, Anders cites some gross-out moments from the tower, discussions of Cormac's toys, flirting
Notes: More explorations of Tevinter history and commentary on some more personal history.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 133
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it
Notes: The beginning of an educational experience.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 131
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Some misunderstandings and a dildo
Notes: An assortment of family moments.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 126
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings:Â Pining and mooning, a bit of groping, fond memories
Notes: Upside-down and stupid is a sign of affection among the Dalish. Or, you know, that's just Mahariel.
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Title: Brotherly Love: 9:20 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: BEEEEES!, slightly less than entirely brotherly
Notes: Cormac's 17, Artie's 15. Don't poke the hornets. (For anyone reading Rhapsody, this is a month or two after Artie caught Cormac in the barn.)
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Year We Wanted to Forget
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Strong suggestions of abuse, Anders is not okay, BEEEEES
Notes: Awkward placement. Number Six actually comes immediately before this chapter, but it stands alone in the Rhapsody series. Note also that Because Rhapsody ™, we break with canon on when Karl was sent to Kirkwall.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Joy of Kissing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Unexpected licking, terrible comparisons
Notes: Elfhole does not understand why anyone, ever, would want to put their mouth on someone else.
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