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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 253
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Keran ♂, Donnic ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Aveline finds the source of her problem and solves it. With her sword.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 250
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating:Â T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, sibling rivalry, Cullen wishes he'd stayed in his office
Notes: Anton's quest for dragons in the undercity!
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 249
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon noises
Notes: Word of the Maker's wrath striking the Chantry has spread. Dwarves and dragons are suspected, in the aftermath.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 247
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Meredith ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anders and Meredith in the same room, past trauma, an awful lot of shouting
Notes: Anton reports to the Knight-Commander. Fenris loses a bet he shouldn't have made.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 246
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken dumbass circle mage
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, Emile de Launcet.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 245
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke  ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Maudlin drunkenness, reasonable concerns, difficult questions
Notes: Anton is, sadly, not done, however done he might wish to be right now. Fortunately, he has bottles to empty and companions to distress.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 240
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, Tuesday in Kirkwall, canon-typical violence
Notes: Things do not go as well as either Anton or Anders hoped. Another Tuesday in Kirkwall.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 239
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, Tuesday in Kirkwall
Notes: Anton gets some help with his latest problem from the one mage he's fairly sure can actually provide it. Justice attempts to object, but is brought around.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 238
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Groping, horseradish jokes, Tuesday in Kirkwall
Notes: Kirkwall: a love affair with crisis. Anton is on the job, whether he wants to be or not.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 231
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton no, stop talking Anton, nobody wanted to know that least of all Aveline
Notes: Aveline's troubles continue, this time with the Templars.
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