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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 218
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dragon-related whoopass
Notes: There's trouble in the mines. This is not the day Cullen wanted to have.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 217
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂, Natia Brosca ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Brotherly crotch-kicking
Notes: Cullen gets sent along on an expedition to the Bone Pit, in search of the demons and blood mages Meredith expects are responsible for the constant troubles in the area. Fortunately, the Hawkes already have business up there.
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Title: Carver (Test) (1-2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Semi-nude dudes
Notes: So, rederiswrites has been helping me work on Rhapsody-style Carver Hawke… And this is my thanks for that.
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Title: Lounging, Hawke-style
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Semi-nude dudes
Notes: For rederiswrites. Happy birthday! (totally late…) And some extended birthday art, because 'can we have Artie, too?' Yes, maverikloki we can have Artie, too. Twice, even, because I wasn't sure which one I liked.
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Title: Claimed
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating:Â T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Ridiculous semi-nude dudes, scalemail bikini
Notes: Guess who tripped over some traditional fantasy barbarian and girl poses? Oh, this guy. This is shit, and I know it, but I'm tired of looking at it. Spent most of a day on this, just for a laugh.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 216
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ends justifying means, semi-legal redistribution of vital assets, family issues
Notes: Of magisters and Orlesians. A discussion of profits, with Varric.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 215
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Anton speaks well, but Elthina still has to come out and break things up.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 214
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Politics, genuinely unpleasant sentiments
Notes: Orsino starts some shit. Meredith objects. The Hawkes have never been very good at shutting up.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 213
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Totally inappropriate dinner conversation
Notes: Dinner, which gets worse, instead of better.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 212
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂, Charade ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: GAMLEN NO, casual racism and implied homophobia, Andraste's mabari and theological questions about dog farts
Notes: Family dinners are always exciting, especially when the extended family's invited
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