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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 310
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time
Notes: Fenris decides there's a part of the past he needs to face. He turns to his sister for help.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 309
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Ella ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings:Â Canon-typical violence
Notes: Troubles in the Order. Solutions by the guard.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 308
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Friendly sparring, minor injuries, shirtless dudes
Notes: Another duel and an unexpected missive from within the Order.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 307
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Friendly sparring, minor injuries, shirtless dudes
Notes: Some friendly sparring in the garden.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 306
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Anders ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, face punching, a lot of ribbing, an unfortunate minor accident
Notes: The next morning goes as mornings go. Mayhem, ripping on siblings, and punching Cormac in the face.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 300
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Temmerin Glavonik ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, canon-typical violence, Anders has some issues
Notes: How many ogres can you fit in a thaig? Our correspondents investigate.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 299
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Temmerin Glavonik ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, canon-typical violence
Notes: Justice is late to this party. Natia has opinions about explosives. Messere Howe is just gonna look dismayed and roll with all of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 298
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Warden jokes, nobody likes being underground, roughhousing, darkspawn corpses
Notes: Catching up with Messere Howe and all the latest Warden gossip.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 297
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂,
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, dwarf jokes, nobody likes being underground
Notes: Venturing down to the thaig no one ever wanted to see again, this time with more caution and a different dwarf.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 296
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Delilah Howe ♀, Ser Pounce-a-lot ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, skulls at the dinner table, sisters, dick jokes
Notes: The arrival of an unexpected cat and a beautiful woman bearing interesting news.
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