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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 324
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, discussions on demons, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: A conversation with the Keeper that doesn't go nearly as well as Merrill had hoped.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, dick jokes, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: Merrill's still having trouble with the eluvian. Carver goes with her back up the mountain to see Marethari.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 322
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela ♀, Merrill♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, philosophies on revolution
Notes: Isabela brings Merrill a gift with a story behind it. Fenris tries to decipher a gift from his sister.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 320
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo, canon-typical violence
Notes: Dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It's a dildo shop, innit? Now with dickish dicks with extra dickery.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 319
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Gytha ♀, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo
Notes: Trouble in paradise! Bandits in the dildo shop! (The Page Six referenced in this chapter is A Hopeful Development in Mage-Templar Relations by RedEris. The Gazette is still accepting Page Six submissions, if you'd like to add to the madness.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 315
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Meredith ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Yet more trouble with templars. Aveline is angry. Meredith is displeased.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 314
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Swording jokes
Notes: Ser Marlein strikes again.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 313
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time, minor injuries, vomit mentions
Notes: More speculation, and very few conclusions.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 312
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time, bad decisions, vomit mentions
Notes: Stupid and dangerous adventures in magic and the Fade.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 311
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Awkward family time gets more awkward
Notes: The sound of magic, and a desire to pursue the improbable.
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