Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 48
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N1 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken adventures in shopping for exciting underwear
Notes: Artie asks Aveline for help with his relationship difficulties. She advises strongly in favour of new underwear. Exciting underwear.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 46
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris contemplates violence, there are no earthquakes
Notes: Artemis moves in with Fenris. You may now cheer. Anders spots the problem.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 14
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Leandra Amell ♀, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Political manoeuvring, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing
Notes: Cullen decides he needs more thinging in his life. Because things. And Anton. And things with Anton would be best. Thing. Yes.
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Title: A Touch of Mint
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Artemis ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's an awful lot of leg, questionable lighting
Notes: Yes, something like that corset does appear in Rhapsody. Yes, on Artemis. Yes, with matching knickers, and they do end up somewhere rather entertaining. No, I'm not quite sure what the fuck he's doing up Sundermount in a corset, but I liked the sunset, so fuck off.
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Title: Princess Artie
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Good looking dude in a dress of questionable vintage.
Notes: So, maverikloki and I got into a godshitting silly-ass discussion this morning, during which I might have threatened 'Disney Princess Artemis Hawke'. *coughs* Man, I can't even claim to have been drunk, for this. Just hungry and exhausted.
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Title: Making Trouble
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Anton ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Anton is such a fucking troublemaker. Don't give me that look. No one believes you.
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Title: For Our Amusement
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Cormac ♂, Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "Magic is not for your amusement!" Anders says to Sigrun, but Artemis and Cormac very much disagree. Magic is very much for their amusement.
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Title: Ambiguously Brotherly Affection
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Cormac ♂, Artemis ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: Cormac and Artemis looking a little less than entirely innocent. For once, not Cormac's fault.
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Title: Shitty Fanart du Jour (Anders)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: This is shit, and I know it
Notes: Modern-fantasy AU Anders. I see him as a graduate student in either pharmacy or poli-sci. Never sleeps. Drinks coffee until he shakes. Is magically able to string a decent sentence together after six days awake. Loves Chemlab, FLA, and Talking Heads. Forgets to eat until the cat demands to be fed. Honestly, I hate everything about this image except the pose and his shirt. On the other hand, I only blew about four hours on it.
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Title: How Far Can Too Far Go? (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Hawke ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating:Â G- (L1Â N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, drinking, and throttling
Notes: So, technical difficulties sorted, I'll now be posting the last two weeks of crap. Kind of all at once. Something something fandom happened. I made a joke about Fenris/Justice and effingshamwow totally egged me on. This is probably the only relatively tame chapter, and I'd still suggest putting down your drink. It arcs up pretty fast. (You can blame Fallen London for the mushroom wine. It just seemed like a very Darktown thing to do, and you can't convince me the Hanged Man doesn't serve some sincerely questionable things.)
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