Title: Theron – Test
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: *points down* Description says it all.
Notes: Theron Mahariel wears frilly smalls. I'm not sorry. *runs*
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Jun 302015
Jun 132015
[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 101
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Corset shopping
Notes: Anton is having a party. Cullen is having heart failure.
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May 312015
Title: Faded Rogue
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ceran Mahariel ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: mail-order-superhero's Ceran Mahariel. Did I not say I was going to do the thing? I did the thing. I did the thing in the Fade, because fuck backgrounds.
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May 312015
Title: A Rebel Without A Screw
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Alim Surana ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sexy elf?
Notes: Obviously, for Rhapsody, we chose Solona Amell as our Warden-Commander. But, we haven't forgotten all the un-wardened origins. Here's Alim Surana as the leader of the Fereldan mage rebellion, post Act III. (And I don't think his vallaslin count as vallaslin, if he did them himself… But, they're Falon'Din.)
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May 312015
[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 92
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Disillusionment
Notes: Family is always so very complicated.
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May 292015
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 85
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Sebastian ♂, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Goats, nonsense, goat-shit on the nice clean floor, accusations of marriage
Notes: WHOSE GOAT IS THIS? WHY IS THERE A GOAT?
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May 182015
Title: Three of Wands
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: So, we'd been joking around about Bethany looking more like Artemis than anyone else, and then I realised I should probably do something about that. Woo. Another Hawke. More awesome fashion sense. No post, because I'm a lazy sod. Yes, I should re-shoot this with Cormac's face lit from a better angle, but I'm just done for the day.
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Apr 302015
Title: With Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT" *dies laughing* I'm not sorry. This is all Mav's fault, I'm sure… *mutters something about spicy goatradish* I'll see myself out.
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Apr 282015
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 48
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N1 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken adventures in shopping for exciting underwear
Notes: Artie asks Aveline for help with his relationship difficulties. She advises strongly in favour of new underwear. Exciting underwear.
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Apr 272015
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 46
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris contemplates violence, there are no earthquakes
Notes: Artemis moves in with Fenris. You may now cheer. Anders spots the problem.
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