Oct 072021
 

Title: 'Go,' said the Stag King
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A bare-chested swordsman showing some thigh
Notes: … and seek ye the one known as Clint– wait, no, wrong story. As usual, we open October with Stag King Carver, for the Secret Companion!
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Sep 212021
 

Title: Virile and 'Virtuous'
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A glowing dagger and a lot of leg
Notes: Artemis, for Anda. Artie's so often trashy that I wanted to make a reminder that he's also an absolute badass. A slutty badass, with fighting skills no one's seen in a thousand years. Yes, I know, this fandom is supposed to get culture jokes, not virtue jokes, but ask me if I care.
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Sep 062021
 

Title: Red Wine; Red Dress
Fandom: Sky
Characters: Sin
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A dude in a dress drinking wine
Notes: Yeah, I should've opened with Sin in the infamous green dress, but he's got more stuff in his closet, as PillowfortEarl_Greyer reminded me.

"You're in mad lust with me, and half your wardrobe is brightly-coloured women's clothing. I'm pretty sure you're just blind, Sin."

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Aug 302021
 

Title: Tomorrow Burns
Fandom: Magelight Chronicles
Characters: Pearle
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare arms and leg
Notes: Pearle's oracular talents don't require elaborate ritual — it would help her a lot, if they did — but a bit of theatre makes people outside the family a little more inclined to listen.
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Aug 292021
 

Title: Eleventh Anniversary Revamp, Fitt the Fourth
Fandom: Sky
Characters: Baron
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Baron, the bassist, self-proclaimed 'blondest jew in Texas', and about five years younger than the next oldest person in the band. He got too famous too young, and most of his money goes to expensive suits, hookers, and blow, because that's what the movies say success looks like, and he's into that New Wave aesthetic, anyway.

Didn't do a whole lot of work on Baron, tbh, other than correcting a freaky jaw malfunction that I introduced by accident in like 2012 and didn't figure out and correct until today. Again, no post.
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