Title: Sixteen Is Too Many
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some wine, a distinct lack of proper dress
Notes: The biggest pain in the ass is sticking sixteen whole cloves in every orange that goes into the pot with the wine.
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Title: It's Good For What Ails You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: There's an awful lot of wine
Notes: Do I mean Artie? Do I mean wine? Let's go with yes. Yeah, I know, every year y'all vote in Artie, and every year I give him wine.
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Title: Cool Mint
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Terrible xmas boxer shorts and nothing else
Notes: You voted this nerd into the top five, now you get to put up with trashy nerd pinups, all through the holiday season! First up, the inevitable candy canes in a new and surprisingly SFW configuration.
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Title: Welcoming the Sun's Blessing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A dude in some very small skivvies
Notes: For Badger, Cullen waiting for the Maker's blessings. Or maybe that's Anton he's waiting for. Gets a little blurry around the edges, you know?
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Title: Only the Wrong Screwdriver
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shoulders! Ankles! *gasp*
Notes: Why is the screwdriver you're looking for never one of the ones you can see?
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Title: Serpent-Killer
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare arms and legs
Notes: Leliana for Anda. At the gates of some ancient snake-cult fortress, and she's just like 'This? Did I ever tell you what I saw working with the Inquisition? No, I'm not afraid of snakes.'
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Title: Preoccupied
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Anorexically thin dude in a fur blanket
Notes: For some reason, you lot picked my Vexation deck for November, and you shall have it in abundance… because there's five mondays in November.
First up, Kim of Bedlam looking even paler than usual in the blue glow of the screen. He was getting up. Really. But, then he thought of a faster way to get the result he was after…
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Title: One Pumpkin, Unlit
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Fire, a thong, but not a thong on fire.
Notes: For Badger, who wanted Carver with a bonfire. I have snuck in a spare pumpkin.
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Title: Pumpkin Ruffle
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Beefcake in a tutu, showing some leg
Notes: For Kitta, some more Carver in a tutu! (Now in pumpkin orange!)
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Title: Witchy
Fandom: Sky
Characters: Betty ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Cleavage
Notes: I mean, one of these had to be classic Halloween card material, right?
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