Apr 102023
 

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Mintaka , Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."

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Apr 032023
 

Title: Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Okay, great, it's a dragon egg. What do you care?"

For some reason, you guys voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, this month, and … I am just not as funny as usual. Sorry, y'all.
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Nov 282022
 

Title: Functional Fashion
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon , Ser Peryn , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: Peryn would like to have a conversation that doesn't involve his clothing choices, now. Maybe one that involves three beers and some good cheese.
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Nov 072022
 

Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Ser Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the 'Sexy Fereldan' costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.
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Mar 282022
 

Title: Now With Added Paladin
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , John Byers , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Templar, technically, but it's totally a paladin spec. Back to the road. Back to discussions of magic and the state of the world, now with other human commentary.
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Mar 212022
 

Title: That's Not What It Says
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , John Byers , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Not the first time Manhammer has had this argument, and probably not the last…
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Mar 142022
 

Title: Worse Than Bandits
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , John Byers , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and a drawn sword
Notes: What's worse than bandits on a lonely Thedosian road? Well, if you're a mage, Templars!
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Mar 072022
 

Title: Between Here and There
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion (a halla)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Yes, the halla finally has a name! Just a dude and his divinely-granted companion walking down the road.
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