Title: Hello, What Are You Eating?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Everyone in the audience with a cat knows exactly where this is going… Sorry about your donuts, Manhammer, but you can't fight fate.
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Title: Is There Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Y'all voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, so I assume that means you like my garbage sense of humour. This month, a four-part sequence that anyone with a cat will immediately recognise.
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Title: Gytha's Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka ⚪, Isabela ♀
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
Notes:
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"
*thump*
'Is he okay?'
"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It's bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"
'Oh, I don't know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I've heard Artemis–'
"No, you've heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you're going to tell me the lyrium means it'll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."
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Title: Vital Introductions
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka ⚪, Isabela ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, some cleavage and thigh
Notes: The drake, you'll notice, is having none of this. Manhammer would like to be having a lot more of it, a lot closer to Isabela.
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Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Mintaka ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"
"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."
"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"
"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."
Title: Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Okay, great, it's a dragon egg. What do you care?"
For some reason, you guys voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, this month, and … I am just not as funny as usual. Sorry, y'all.
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Title: Functional Fashion
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: Peryn would like to have a conversation that doesn't involve his clothing choices, now. Maybe one that involves three beers and some good cheese.
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Title: Tasteful, But Still Tasty
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Ser Byers ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude and some side-butt
Notes: As promised, Byers takes Peryn shopping for something more … appropriately Fereldan
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Title: Fashion vs Function
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Byers ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes:
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Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the 'Sexy Fereldan' costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.
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