Title: Say It With Flowers
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian making potentially obscene gesture with flowers
Notes: They're supposed to be lime blossoms. Really, that's all you need to know.
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Title: All My Love
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: John Byers ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: So, somewhere along the line, we decided that if Manhammer was doing Thedas, Byers would be a Templar. Anyway, Ser Byers, now with many hearts, for all your Valentine needs.
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Title: The Gift of a Nug
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Niall ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Manhammer's not quite sure Leliana's given him the best solution to this problem, but he's been instructed to deliver one nug to the top of the farthest tower. Niall's not so sure about this either, but whether it's the nug or Manhammer he's worried about remains to be seen.
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Title: Inquiring After a Solution
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Our hero would like to help Niall calm the fuck down. Obviously a few drinks in the tavern is not the right answer, and even Fen'Din only works for so long. Leliana must have some insight. She's legendarily good at this kind of thing.
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Title: Too Much Demon, Not Enough Beer
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bare-chested barbarian with beer
Notes: Niall has had about enough of people, for the day. No, really. No, really really.
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Title: Beer and Demons
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Booze and nipples
Notes: After Fen'Din's stunt, Manhammer takes Niall to the tavern. Niall, however, is still not so great at large numbers of people with large numbers of regrets.
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Title: Easier Than You Think
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Fen'Din ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Are you completely fucking kidding me?"
"Everything has a song, if you know how to sing it."
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Title: It's Not a Repellent
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Fen'Din ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: "This is the opposite of a solution!" The last thing anyone needs is two demons in one day.
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Title: Some Mad Song… Or Is It
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Fen'Din ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: Having heard the problem, Fen'Din demonstrates his solution. "Which is what, chase the demons away with your blightawful singing?"
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Title: A Tale of Demons
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Fen'Din ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: Told to the person most likely to do something about those demons, provided he can keep his hair out of the halla's mouth long enough to do so.
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