Title: Dance, Dance —BARFIGHT!
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, McCoy
Rating:Â E
Warnings: bitchy!Spock, crossdressing, crack, fluff, angst
Notes: Spock is captured by aliens and forced to become a pole dancer in a nightclub. Jim Kirk, master of the intergalactic barfight, performs a daring rescue! Doctor McCoy sincerely wishes he'd stayed in bed. Penbrydd is now tired and has a fucking headache. No more mind-melds today, kthxbai.
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Title: The Sweetest Purrfection
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings: OMG FLUFF
Notes: SO MUCH FLUFF. Er, please to be forgiving punny title, yes? Jesus Christ, I cannot stop writing, today…
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Title:Â 5+1: Captain Squeaky
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Miscellaneous background characters
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Another one for the crackmeme. Anonymous(e) asked for "Five times Jim Kirk squeaked. And one time he made someone yelp."
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Title: Drunken Lullabies
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Scotty, Chekov, McCoy, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: drunk!Spock
Notes: I'm so sorry that Scotty sounds Irish through this whole thing, but I can't write Scots worth a sprightly damn. *looks sheepish* *avoids jokes involving sheep and Scotsmen* Also, the Black Forest, if you're not familiar with it, is a drink involving cherry brandy, vodka, and chocolate syrup. It's really chocolatey. The songs are Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly and Irish Whiskey by Cherry Poppin' Daddies. I am also insanely pleased with the idea of Spock as a drunken sentimental mess.
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Title: Cold & Wet
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings: Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
Notes: Another one for the 
st_xi_kinkmeme. This one called for rain, but I'm afraid I made do with sleet.
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Title: Solitude
Fandom: Star Trek (Original Series)
Characters: Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes: For the prompt "wind" over at spock100.
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Title: Both Hands On The Throttle
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.
Notes: This was done for the st_xi_kinkmeme. As such, the prompt is also below the cut.
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[ Sky – Master Post ]
Title: On the Birth of Singularity
Fandom: Sky-verse
Characters: Ingrid and Jens Nilsson, Singularity, Lóðurr
Rating: G-
Warnings: Norse gods out of nowhere
Notes: Ehh… I had a moment. Sin's got some inexplicable luck and ridiculous amounts of charm. It seemed kinda plastic without divine intervention.
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Title: The Weight of Twenty-Five Years [part 5]
Fandom: Potterverse
Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange/Severus Snape
Rating:Â E
Warnings: The internet is for what? Oh, right, PORN.
Notes: HAHAHAHA. I finished it. And I think it's middling fair IC all the way through. My good god, you would not believe the arguments I had trying to get Severus through this last damnable scene.
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Title: Eyesockets: Not Just For Eyeballs, Anymore
Fandom: Potterverse
Characters: Rodolphus Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Rating:Â E and then some
Warnings: This is disgusting. I refer you back to the title. And it has smut.
Notes: I'd like to say this was written under the derangements of a cracky plotbunny. I would never, under any other circumstances, write these three in this fashion. I'm a little deranged, at this point, as that title should have ended up on a fic about Rookwood losing an eye to Roddy.
This is sort of dedicated to Miss Catherine Black, who actually requested the Rookwood one…
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