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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: That's Not How Food Works (2/6)
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Leandra's A+ mothering, who let Artie near the stove
Notes: No, Artie, you can't cook. Stop trying, for the good of all Thedas.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: The Delights of Orlais (1/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless elf, who in Thedas doesn't like chocolate!?
Notes: Anton Hawke has a habit of bribing Fenris with apple tarts. But, what came before the tarts?
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Title: A Sleepless Night (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N1Â S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends, discussion of past abuse
Notes: Okay, yes, now it's two chapters. More of the same, pretty much. They're charming. They're sweet. They're both complete dicks.
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Title: A Sleepless Night (1/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N1 S2 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends
Notes: Post-Tranquility. Cormac Hawke hasn't heard from Anders in a few days, and he's worried. Never mind that he barely knows the guy, that was a shitheap of unfortunate events and every mage's nightmare. He finds Anders doing a terrible impression of 'just fine'.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Yet Another Thing We're Not Talking About Sober
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, internal watersports
Notes: Anders has some unusual desires, sometimes, and he's not so good at 'no', when it's an implication and not a command. Nate's too drunk to catch on that Anders really means it, and keeps trying to brush off the demand as a joke.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: A Matter of Coming and Going
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Karl Thekla ♂, Alim Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fire, corrupt systems of governance, bees
Notes: Anders pisses off the templars again. Some more talk of breaking out again.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 184
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac opens his mouth
Notes: Preparations for another wedding.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 183
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Ridiculous smut, completely ridiculous smut, put down your drink, accidental voyeurism
Notes: Someday, Carver will learn to stop opening doors without knocking. That day is not today.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 181
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wine, mirrors, and bad Orlesian novels
Notes: Cullen asks advice of Goatilda. Anton has some ideas involving mirrors.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 180
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A great deal of the talking of the shit, uncomfortable politics.
Notes: Carver presents himself to Merrill, in the aftermath. Cormac tries to make peace with Aveline.
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