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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 194
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Racism, transphobia, cheating at cards
Notes: Anton's got to make a living somehow! Lord Dog plays cards with his ladyfriends and some unfortunate Orlesians.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 193
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, uncomfortable reminders of Kinloch Hold, conversations about the Knight-Commander's questionable policy decisions
Notes: Fenris gets a letter he's been waiting for. The Kirkwall Weekly Gazette publishes an unspeakable bit of fiction.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 192
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anton's garden furniture, Cullen jokes, Anders sucks at tanning
Notes: That is not a colour people are supposed to be, Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 191
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Shirtlessness, family secrets, dick jokes
Notes: Anders is surprised by how quickly Cormac can wash and dry his hair. Artemis explains.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 190
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Shirts are overrated, Anders has a vomit button
Notes: Isabela finally gets a look at Anders, shirtless.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 189
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Booze, Orlesian diseases, shirtless Hawke is shirtless
Notes: Isabela decides it's time for a beach party, because Anders is looking a little pale. Anders, however, protests that it is perfectly natural for him to be pale and this is a terrible idea.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 188
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Mild angst, tongue-tango, dick jokes
Notes: An awful lot of snogging.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: Apples, at Last (6/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few questionable turns of phrase
Notes: Bethany, of course, is once again the sane and sensible Hawke.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: A Broken Bottle Between Friends (4/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L1 N1 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, shirtless elf, mention of a past killing
Notes: When food fails, it's time to bargain with whiskey.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: An Elfed-Up Decision (3/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac's opinions on food are questionable at the best of times
Notes: Cormac decides to go the traditional Dalish food route. Unfortunately, Fenris is the least elfy elf in all of Thedas.
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