Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65

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May 102015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, don't bet that, oh my god Artemis, the internet is for porn
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace goes horribly wrong, for Artemis. Fenris takes advantage of this turn of events, until Artemis turns the tables on him.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61

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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, MAGE RIGHTS
Notes: A serial killer in Kirkwall. Conversations on the nature of magic and Kinloch Hold.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 60

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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 60
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Wow damn you can say that in Latin, buggery, zero relationship skills, the internet is for porn, gesticulating with dildo
Notes: Dear Fenris: Your head should not be among the things that go up your ass. Please see to that.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 58

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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 58
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Cormac, demons, don't introduce your friends to demons, betrayal, shapeshifting, brotherly love
Notes: And then, everything went wrong.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 57

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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 57
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, oh my god Justice, oh my god Cormac, demons, wow damn you can say that in Latin
Notes: Carver's got a giiiirlfriend, and no one is ever going to let him live it down. Oh, and there's an elven apostate trapped in the fade.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 56

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Apr 282015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 56
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: A wizard's staff's got a knob on the end, and other dick jokes
Notes: An interlude involving a 'knob'. For Artie's 'staff'. *coughs*
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 46

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Apr 272015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 46
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris contemplates violence, there are no earthquakes
Notes: Artemis moves in with Fenris. You may now cheer. Anders spots the problem.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 41

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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 41
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders's mouth, Fenris's fist, oh my god Artemis, ambiguously brotherly affections
Notes: The party continues! Artemis is much too drunk! Cormac is not nearly drunk enough for this! Anders suddenly wishes he was a lot more drunk! Cullen should maybe lay off the cordial!

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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 37

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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 37
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Tallis ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: O HAY! It's the end of this Orlesian nonsense!
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34

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Apr 072015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Tallis ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, we are not force pushing the poop, wyverns, ass-kicking, Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris is not putting up with this shit except for the part where he is
Notes: Chateau Haine! Fuck fucking Chateau Haine, right in its Orlesian ear.
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