Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 78
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence,
Notes: Dinner and most of a necessary conversation, as well as a completely unnecessary conversation.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 77
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4Â V3 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, possession, oh my god Cormac, dubious consent, behold the power of ass
Notes: Anders slips. Cormac proves himself the master of bad decisions. The Hawke ass saves the day once more.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 76
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, Cormac is not ok, stupid family stories, sibling rivalry
Notes: CORMAC NO. ANTON YES. ANTON NO. Also, Fenris is kind of a nerd.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 75
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, Anders is not ok, Cormac is not much better, stupid family stories, sibling rivalry
Notes: This day just kept improving, Anton thought.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 74
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence, dick jokes
Notes: A staff is found. The Carta gives way to more interesting troubles.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 73
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence
Notes: More dwarves, lots of dwarves. Some unpleasant realisations about who and where.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 72
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, suggestions of mind control, violence
Notes: Difficulties with dwarves and maybe with demons. Blood magic? Lyrium? How old is this place?
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 71
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V2 D2)
Warnings: Knockout drugs, barfight, oh my god Artemis, application of the magic flagpole, flower war
Notes: An end and two beginnings. All of this is unusual, even for Kirkwall.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 68
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Violence, zealotry, Fenris's mouth
Notes: Missing Qunari, trouble in the Chantry, bad news followed by worse.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 66
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂
Rating:Â M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Awkward conversations about terrible things, prelude to Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, confused!Fenris, oh my god Artemis
Notes: Should I say it with flowers? The answer is always yes. More Wicked Grace. A conversation about Cormac's… suggestion.
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