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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 327
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Orsino ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nerdy necromancers nerding it up
Notes: Orsino intends to ask a favour of the Champion, and discovers that he and Bethany write for the same publications.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 308
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Friendly sparring, minor injuries, shirtless dudes
Notes: Another duel and an unexpected missive from within the Order.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 307
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Orana ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Friendly sparring, minor injuries, shirtless dudes
Notes: Some friendly sparring in the garden.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 296
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Delilah Howe ♀, Ser Pounce-a-lot ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, skulls at the dinner table, sisters, dick jokes
Notes: The arrival of an unexpected cat and a beautiful woman bearing interesting news.
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Title: Opening Gifts (25/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked lady
Notes: I dunno, seemed like a Christmas morning sort of theme.
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Title: Herald of the Dawn (20/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked lady
Notes: Somehow, through all of these, Bethany continues to be regal, elegant, and not nearly as funny as her brothers. The quiet reminder that they're a noble family, thanks.
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Title: Lions of Andraste (15/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked lady
Notes: I have no idea where the imagery came from, here. I think somebody said something about cats, and I was just like NEEDS MOAR LION.
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Title: Queen of the Winter Night (10/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked lady riding a reindeer
Notes: I dunno. There's always a reindeer one. So how about a reindeer one that involves the Winter Queen and the Wild Hunt?
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Title: A Bottle of Wine, A Bag of Gold, and the Ashes of the Orlesian Royal Family (5/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Naked lady with wine
Notes: Bethy's got her own ideas about holiday cheer.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 276
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Elthina ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elthina talks, some of the shipment isn't furniture
Notes: Sebastian tries to get the Grand Cleric out of Kirkwall. A shipment from Tevinter finally arrives.
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