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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 339
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Bran Cavin ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A deal gone sideways. Death, death, and trouble with the locals. Seneschal Bran would kill for an aspirin.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 337
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of Page Six, why we cannot just stab Velasco, and Sebastian in a dress
Notes: Isabela has some troubles, involving an Antivan pirate of some repute. Sebastian continues to have opinions about both Isabela and Page Six.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 335
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N2 S3 V0Â D1)
Warnings: A reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory, vaguely founded accusations of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Sebastian realises what he's been hearing and runs to Bethany, who is not nearly as offended as he expects. (The 'Page Six' in this chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 333
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Samson ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, an awful lot of magebane, Cormac no, Justice yes
Notes: Anders is finally called upon to explain Justice. Cullen makes a decision.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 332
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Samson ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, an awful lot of magebane, Cormac no, Justice yes
Notes: Another note from the Scholar. Another binding disrupted.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 331
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Samson ♂, Thrask ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, brotherly love, an awful lot of magebane, Cormac no
Notes: Demons, blood magic, Cormac is found, at last.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 330
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Samson ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The rescue begins. More revelations on the road. An unexpected addition to the day's festivities.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 329
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence,
Notes: Cormac finds himself in more trouble than he'd anticipated. Cullen discovers an unexpected twist to this ongoing adventure.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 328
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Cullen has issues
Notes: Vicious guard cats, riots in the streets, and questionable uses for the Blooming Rose. And, you know, some mage/templar problems.
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