[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 366
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Tuesday in Kirkwall — demons, blood magic, and the Knight-Captain.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 365
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac uses words
Notes: A mysterious and ancient door, where there has never been a door before.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 362
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Gytha ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, implied groping
Notes: Conversations with Bethany, who knows and sees all things.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 358
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, Sebastian is much too drunk for this party, more flagpole jokes
Notes: Sebastian, no! Anton and Anders to the rescue. Natia has her eye on a particular brother.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 355
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Gytha ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, inappropriate sausage humour
Notes: A brief dalliance. Hot Hawke-on-Hawke action, interrupted.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Varania ♀, Paivel ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Gytha ♀, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 349
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating:Â E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst, the internet is for porn, Bethy no, interruptions
Notes: Cormac has terrible ideas, but sometimes Anders likes them. Sometimes those ideas do not quite go according to plan.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 347
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Izzy no
Notes: Another kidnapping on the Wounded Coast. Doesn't anyone have any originality in this city?
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 344
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Drunkenness, delusions, Artie no
Notes: Artemis is very, very drunk. Fenris makes a decision about the nature of reality.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 343
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Drunkenness, delusions, Justice no
Notes: Fenris finds some assistance, at last, in exactly the place he was looking for it.
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