May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 385
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Nathaniel Howe ,  Meredith Stannard
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The battle begins in earnest, one woman holding her own against many, secure in her arrogance.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 382
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Meredith Stannard ,  Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Nathaniel Howe
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The battle begins. Sebastian's outrage continues. Assistance arrives from an unexpected direction.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 381
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Meredith Stannard
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: The fine art of blowing shit up, canon-typical violence
Notes: Kirkwall watches the Chantry come down. Meredith's wrath will not be subdued.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 379
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian , Bethany Hawke , Elthina , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Keran
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Friendly bludgeoning, a devout death wish
Notes: Preparations begin. Evacuations all around.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 378
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Meredith Stannard , Orsino , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Cormac Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magebane, talk of an Annulment
Notes: Meredith starts a war. Cullen prepares to end it.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 374
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Mice, canon typical violence, demons, mind-control
Notes: Bethany has plans. They include mice, but not demons.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Merrill
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, dreadful flirting
Notes: More swording and spooning.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Merrill
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, return of Tevinter assbaby jokes
Notes: Getting spoony over swording. Fantastic uses for whiskey and cream.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 368
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Bethany Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Talk of revolution, uncomfortable flirting
Notes: Red lyrium, revolutionaries, and Cullen getting a little closer to Anders than he ever particularly meant to.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 367
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Bethany Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Corpses, talk of revolution, flashbacks, gross flirting
Notes: Unfortunate discoveries, in the wake of demons. The Scholar is found, at last.
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