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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 137
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E (L2 N2 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Perhaps a little more awesome and a little less murder than Cormac and Artemis anticipated.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 136
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2 N2 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: This wasn't what they'd meant to do at all, but it seemed foolish to stop, when they were already halfway through.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 135
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, flirting, groping, questionable decisions
Notes: Things go from Bethany to worse.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 134
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris and Anders may not be killing each other but it doesn't mean they have to like it, Anders cites some gross-out moments from the tower, discussions of Cormac's toys, flirting
Notes: More explorations of Tevinter history and commentary on some more personal history.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 132
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Donnic ♂, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Aveline is not amused, Anton is less amused,
Notes: An unexpected celebration to which no one was invited. Cullen still sucks at Wicked Grace.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 130
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S2 V0 D0)
Warnings: Background het, Hawkewardness
Notes: The aftermath of too much elven c…ulture.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Year We Wanted to Forget
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Strong suggestions of abuse, Anders is not okay, BEEEEES
Notes: Awkward placement. Number Six actually comes immediately before this chapter, but it stands alone in the Rhapsody series. Note also that Because Rhapsody ™, we break with canon on when Karl was sent to Kirkwall.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Wage(r)s of Sin
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Autofellatio, exhibitionism/voyeurism
Notes: A stupid wager and a gift for a friend.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Joy of Kissing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Unexpected licking, terrible comparisons
Notes: Elfhole does not understand why anyone, ever, would want to put their mouth on someone else.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An Interruption
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Karl Thekla ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: M (L2Â N1Â S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Smut, pranks
Notes: Karl/Anders. Alim thinks he's funny. Mostly because he actually is.
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