Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: Blood and Blood Lotus

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Jul 122015
 

Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: Blood and Blood Lotus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Kind of a lot of blood, hallucinations, technical difficulties with reality, accidental chemical enhancement, shithead templar
Notes: Alim decides he needs to improve upon his face. Anders is not thrilled with this idea, but decides it's better to help than to leave the elf to do it on his own. Mayhem ensues, because when does anything go according to plan?
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Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An introduction of sorts…

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Jul 122015
 

Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An introduction of sorts…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Teenage mages, bees, Surana's kind of terrifying
Notes: Alim Surana was not the average elven mage. In fact, it was an act of the First Enchanter that between the talent for necromancy and his … unusual views on the nature of reality, that he hadn't been made Tranquil. Once he introduced himself to Anders, though, win, lose, or sunburst, they'd end up going down in history as the pranksters of Kinloch Hold — not that anyone could prove it.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 124

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 124
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂,  Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussion of internal organs, angst, Hawkewardness
Notes: Artemis, and the art of being not dead.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 123
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂,  Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: There is so much blood in this scene, also unpleasant politics, zero relationship skills and still trying
Notes: Secrets, dirty secrets, and the Champion of Kirkwall.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 122

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Jun 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 122
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂,  Sebastian ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, death, near-death experiences
Notes: A duel to the death, with an unexpected twist. I'M SPARTACUS.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 121

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 121
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂,  Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, angry magic, Cormac if you keep that up you're going to turn into a sylvan
Notes: The Hawkes find each other and go forth to take the keep.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 120

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 120
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: It's a war, stabbing, magic, BEES!?
Notes: Uh, yeah, we know it's the event of the year and all, but who invited the Knight-Commander?
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 119

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 119
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Complicated politics, trouble between friends, a war begins, lots of stabbing and smiting
Notes: The end of one problem loops back to the beginning of another.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 117

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 117
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀,  Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Unhealthily strong nationalist sentiments, bandits, stabbing bandits
Notes: Some troubles with the Bone Pit. Cormac is not thrilled with any of this.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 115

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Jun 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 115
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:  Merrill ♀, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: A trail of corpses, a near-death experience, a death experience (minor character)
Notes: A varterral, a great deal of grieving, a disagreement turned angry.
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