Title: The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mulled wine, creative uses for oranges, creative uses for Lyrium Ghost
Notes: How many places can Fenris stick his glow-in-the-dark hand? Second chapter, the smut part.
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Title: The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (1/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mulled wine, creative uses for oranges
Notes: It's been a long day, but Anders has some plans for the weekly dinner he's absolutely not having with Fenris, and hasn't been having with Fenris, and won't be having with Fenris, and why would he even be in a room with Fenris, what are you talking about? Namely, some plans to ply the elf with mulled wine, before the evening proceeds in the usual manner.
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Title: Unflattering Positions
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N0 S4Â V1 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, combat waltz, the internet is for porn
Notes: For 
MaverikLoki. In the middle of a celebration of Hawke's awesomeness, held, of course, at the Hanged Man, Fenris takes the opportunity to complain about why mages have no business being heroes. Anders takes offence, less to the content and more to the disruption, and 'assists' Fenris out of the room. Somehow this ends in Anders on his knees, and some very uncomfortable revelations about Fenris.
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Title: The Spirit of Meow (4/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, nudity, sappy shit
Notes: I'm so done. 200% done. Look at me being done with this. These two are fucking horrible, and I adore them.
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Title: The Spirit of Meow (3/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, transformation, nudity
Notes: Ok, so this goes one more… Why does nothing I intend to be three chapters ever stop at three? This is so fucking dysfunctional, I don't even…
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Title: The Spirit of Meow (2/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives, cat pee
Notes: It's not a demon! It's a piss spirit! One more chapter. Just one. Lied, it's two. There is strangely little wine in this story, all things considered.
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Title: The Spirit of Meow (1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives
Notes: After Hawke and Anders have been missing for a week, Hawke shows up at Fenris's door with a scrawny, orange cat, begging him to look after the thing, while Anders is away. Fenris reluctantly agrees, and then discovers the cat houses a Fade spirit. Of course, being a cat, it can't speak to him, but they find a way to communicate, sort of, and Fenris finds some comfort in a creature that can't sass him. Then Fenris discovers where Anders went, and the shit hits the fan.
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Title: Unusual Configurations (13/21)
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Nephele ♀, Frego ♂, the Collector ♂
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for… Oh, yes. Porn.
Notes: For 
Sargantas. This seriously took me like two weeks, and I'm still not quite happy with it. I also totally skipped twelve, because that was even less pleasing. I just can't seem to get into a groove with this series, for some reason. I might jump ahead to the fight sequence, just to shake things up.
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Title: FUCK PANTS
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Crack, more crack, Justice impressions, dirty jokes, totally inappropriate things happening under the table
Notes: For MaverikLoki. Worst influence, yo. Paragon of Bad Influence. Justice is strongly opposed to robes, and has been leaving Anders notes on the subject. (I swear that makes more sense in context.) Anders is not a big fan of pants, but Justice keeps rearranging his wardrobe, when he stops paying attention. But, Hawke finds one of those notes, and mayhem ensues. (C'mon, it's me. Of course there's mayhem.)
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Title: Shitty Fanart du Jour (Anders)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: This is shit, and I know it
Notes: Modern-fantasy AU Anders. I see him as a graduate student in either pharmacy or poli-sci. Never sleeps. Drinks coffee until he shakes. Is magically able to string a decent sentence together after six days awake. Loves Chemlab, FLA, and Talking Heads. Forgets to eat until the cat demands to be fed. Honestly, I hate everything about this image except the pose and his shirt. On the other hand, I only blew about four hours on it.
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