Jan 272015
 

Title: How Far Can Too Far Go? (Chapter 1)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris , Anders , Hawke , Varric , Isabela
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Knob jokes, drinking, and throttling
Notes: So, technical difficulties sorted, I'll now be posting the last two weeks of crap. Kind of all at once. Something something fandom happened. I made a joke about Fenris/Justice and Tumblreffingshamwow totally egged me on. This is probably the only relatively tame chapter, and I'd still suggest putting down your drink. It arcs up pretty fast. (You can blame Fallen London for the mushroom wine. It just seemed like a very Darktown thing to do, and you can't convince me the Hanged Man doesn't serve some sincerely questionable things.)
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Jan 122015
 

Title: Mind the Vines
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Frego , Nephele
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn.
Notes: For y!GallerySargantas. I think I can see the next two, from here. I know I'm doing these all in the wrong order, but I'll check for continuity and re-arrange stuff as necessary, later.
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Jan 092015
 

Title: On the Nature of Dates
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Anael/Hananiah ♂, Lucifer/Berhanu ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: Catty remarks, Luci's terrible beard, angels teaching sex ed
Notes: I wrote most of this like… in October. Then it stalled out on me, until yesterday. In case anyone ever wondered how these two met…
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Jan 052015
 

Title: Hananiah – Test
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Anael/Hananiah
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Half-shirtless dude.
Notes: So, I know I've mentioned more than once that Anael gender-swaps, and has at least once canonically been a dude. However, I don't think I ever finished writing any of those. So, yeah, dude!Anael. No post, because it's a test. Yes, his fingernails are driving me bugfuck, but I'll fix that later, when I care. (And, yes, I took a week off, because holy shit, but now I'm back. Commission work will start again, shortly.)
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Dec 242014
 

Title: A King's Riches
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Sammael
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked dude
Notes: I'm just going to let Sammael explain himself, here. "Kings are supposed to be wealthy and powerful, so when I heard my baby brother was born in a barn… Here, go get yourself a nice room somewhere."
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Dec 232014
 

Title: The Western Queen
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Lilith
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked lady
Notes: So, yeah, the text says 'magi from the east', and doesn't specify the number, but tradition holds there were three, and later tradition holds that the one who bore myrrh, likely in the form of an oil, was East African, which is west of both Bethlehems. I might dispute the 'kings' part…
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Dec 222014
 

Title: Lighting the Heavens
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Lucifer
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked dude
Notes: No, I am not allowed to call this 'There's a Light…' So! I don't know if I like this one, but hey, Lucifer as the Star of Bethlehem. Or creating it. Or … something. IT'S GLOWY. :| Have I mentioned how little I've been sleeping?
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Dec 212014
 

Title: GOAT: THE CONQUEROR
Fandom: Nicoverse
Characters: Gabriel â™…, a goat
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: Shut up, I'm exhausted and having delusions about the current state of the timestream. Gabriel's just like 'I came here to announce the coming of my bastard half brother, and what do I get? Mauled by goats.' Also in the running for titles, 'GOAT WUZ HERE'.
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