Apr 102023
 

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Mintaka , Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."

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Apr 062023
 

Title: Welcoming the Easter Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare-chested magical bear
Notes: For the Secret Companion, Cormac guarding some painted draconid eggs. (They're probably not dragon eggs; they're too small. Varghest, maybe? Wyvern?)
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Apr 032023
 

Title: Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Okay, great, it's a dragon egg. What do you care?"

For some reason, you guys voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, this month, and … I am just not as funny as usual. Sorry, y'all.
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