Jun 062020
 

Title: I Have Made a Mistake
Fandom: Dragon Age (mostly)
Characters: Lord Manhammer (but Ciriane)
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian; no drugs, he just wishes he was hallucinating
Notes: Okay, okay, so, this is late. Since Assquisition is on hiatus, I figured I'd swap in some moar arts on Mondays. Or… at least move some arts to more consistently be on Mondays. This month? Manhammer Does Thedas.

What's a rational southern barbarian to do, when offerings to his gods bring forth a halla, instead? Is it a wild halla? Are there Dalish in the woods? Either way, mistakes have probably been made.
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May 262020
 

Title: Nobody Asked You Valery
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt and some hugging
Notes: For Earl, who is such a good sport, Kinnon and Peryn getting interrupted in the middle of maybe not the best place for that by the inevitable Val.
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May 252020
 

Title: Fishy Business
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A merman in nothing but a necktie
Notes: Or maybe I mean 'business fish'. I know, I know, when I started doing MerMay, nobody expected this. Thanks to PillowfortOverlordKye for the encouragement and palette for this one.
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May 242020
 

Title: This Fish Will Fuck You Up
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Visible scars on shirtless merman
Notes: Still struggling with the reflections on this one and finally just gave up. Sorry not sorry for the Combichrist ref, but it was irresistible. This one's sort of for PillowfortMaverik, who convinced me (pretty much just by standing there) that I should quit my whinging about how hideously difficult it was going to be and just … do it.
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May 162020
 

Title: Angels of the Deep
Fandom: Nicholas Darby: Raver Messiah
Characters: Lilith , Sammael
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mermaid in a bikini with swords
Notes: I kind of halfassed this one, but more MerMay action! Lilith and Sammael from the Adventures of Nicholas Darby Raver Messiah. which i should write more of…
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May 112020
 

Title: Sirens of the Stone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Malika Cadash , Natia Brosca , Gytha
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaids, one of them holding a dildo
Notes: So, anyone who knows me knows I never do MerMay, not because I don't like the idea, but because what the hell month am I in? What day is this? But, this year, I've had PillowfortMeyari's watercolour merman adventures on in my feed as a constant reminder that I meant to do something this year (and last year, and the year before that…). So, with the thanks that are due in that direction, I offer you dwarven mermaids.
From the left, lyrium smuggler Malika, sapper Natia, and Master Dicksmith stonecarver Gytha.
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May 092020
 

Title: The Last Pizza
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit (Lone Gunmen/Shadow Unit)
Characters: Richard Langly , Mary Langly , Schmengy Paws , Chaz Villette
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Dark clothes, dim room. It still ain't lit right, but fuckit. Langly is less than impressed with whatever Chaz just suggested to Mary. The cat has no opinions, at this time, but is definitely appreciating this 'being tall' thing. (Reid off-camera not appreciating the amount of cat fur he's going to have to clean off everything.)
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