Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 325
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill, Carver Hawke , Kallian Tabris , Theron Mahariel
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, everyone has issues
Notes: Merrill discovers why the spirit has stopped speaking to her. Theron decides he liked not knowing about demons better.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 324
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill, Carver Hawke , Kallian Tabris , Theron Mahariel
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, discussions on demons, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: A conversation with the Keeper that doesn't go nearly as well as Merrill had hoped.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 323
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Merrill, Carver Hawke , Theron Mahariel
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, dick jokes, dorky elf kids making trouble
Notes: Merrill's still having trouble with the eluvian. Carver goes with her back up the mountain to see Marethari.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 322
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela , Merrill, Fenris , Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elfy humour, philosophies on revolution
Notes: Isabela brings Merrill a gift with a story behind it. Fenris tries to decipher a gift from his sister.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Isabela , Fenris , Merrill, Anders , Carver Hawke
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 320
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Isabela , Fenris , Gytha , Anders , Aveline
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo, canon-typical violence
Notes: Dicks, dicks, and more dicks. It's a dildo shop, innit? Now with dickish dicks with extra dickery.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 319
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Isabela , Fenris , Gytha , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, weaponised dildo
Notes: Trouble in paradise! Bandits in the dildo shop! (The Page Six referenced in this chapter is A Hopeful Development in Mage-Templar Relations by RedEris. The Gazette is still accepting Page Six submissions, if you'd like to add to the madness.)
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 318
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Aveline , Seneschal Bran , Meredith
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Non-explicit past violence, accidental flirting, Bran is a badass
Notes: Meredith attempts to 'reason' with Seneschal Bran, regarding the templars being held in the Keep.
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 317
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Isabela
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V2 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, Artie is oddly sober, absurd dildo, Cormac is hideously uncomfortable with all of this, Theron eats a knuckle sandwich, Fenris has issues
Notes: The stallion brings nothing but trouble…
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Jan 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 316
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Fenris , Artemis Hawke , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Isabela
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, Artie is oddly sober, absurd dildo, Cormac is hideously uncomfortable with all of this
Notes: Somebody finally rides Isabela's stallion.
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