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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 283
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Spider guts, canon-typical violence, CORMAC NO
Notes: More elves, and the return of an ancient elven horror.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 282
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Isabela talks, Theron isn't much of an improvement
Notes: Herein begins a quest to find a certain elven assassin of certain notoriety.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 281
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Varania ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, sibling rivalry, a discussion of corsetry
Notes: Varania is reunited with her elflets. Cormac is there to make everything comedic and horrifying.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 280
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Small children, brotherly love, lots of drool, Artemis is not happy with this situation
Notes: Little elfy drool-beasts. One amused Hawke. One distressed Hawke. Fenris making spooked cat faces.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 279
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Merrill ♀, Orana ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: "Welcome to Kirkwall. I envy those of you who didn't understand a word of that."
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Title: A Little Light Reading (21/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: Cormac's studying his very favourite sort of magic, again.
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Title: Snow and Feathers (16/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude in snow
Notes: What, you didn't think I was going to leave out everyone's favourite feathermage, did you? *laughs* Well, okay, I kind of did, but… strongly implied.
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Title: A Gift of Life's Bounty (11/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0Â V2 D0)
Warnings: Bloodplay, knifeplay, ffs it's Cormac
Notes: Cormac playing with knives. A little gift for those who like it messy.
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Title: Frozen Pole is Not Your Colour (06/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Butts.
Notes: This was probably a dare. Cormac proves once and for all that mint is not his colour. Yes, that's probably Solas in the background, if you squint.
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Title: Orlesian Excellence, Fereldan Charm (1/25)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: The equivalent of a thong, but less tasteful
Notes: Today in top ten reasons to keep Cormac away from Val Royeaux, Orlesian ideas.
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