Title: Booty Hawkes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless dudes in ridiculous booty shorts
Notes: I don't remember who I promised these to, but I said I was going to do Hawkes in booty shorts, one night, in chat. So, uh… *laughs*
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 344
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Drunkenness, delusions, Artie no
Notes: Artemis is very, very drunk. Fenris makes a decision about the nature of reality.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 343
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Drunkenness, delusions, Justice no
Notes: Fenris finds some assistance, at last, in exactly the place he was looking for it.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 340
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, a background hanging
Notes: Castillon meets his end. Carver opens his mouth, inserts his foot, and repeats with the other side.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 339
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Bran Cavin ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A deal gone sideways. Death, death, and trouble with the locals. Seneschal Bran would kill for an aspirin.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 337
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of Page Six, why we cannot just stab Velasco, and Sebastian in a dress
Notes: Isabela has some troubles, involving an Antivan pirate of some repute. Sebastian continues to have opinions about both Isabela and Page Six.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 336
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Varania ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Artie looks good in a corset, Theron looks better in those smalls, accusations and objectification from total strangers
Notes: Artemis goes shopping for lacy underthings, and winds up with twice the entourage he actually brought along. Page Six continues to haunt our heroes.
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Title: OC Kiss Week 2016
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Fen'Din ♂, Evelyn Trevelyan ♀, Natia Brosca ♀, Samhal Lavellan ♂, Vanya Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N0Â S1 V0 D0)
Warnings: An awful lot of smooching, hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: I'm posting the entire week at once. It's been more than a month since I finished these, and I've just been lazy about posting them. Too much shit going on all at once.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 333
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Â Â Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Keran ♂, Samson ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, an awful lot of magebane, Cormac no, Justice yes
Notes: Anders is finally called upon to explain Justice. Cullen makes a decision.
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