Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Isabela , Cullen , Varric , Anders , Fenris , Theron Mahariel , Varania , Paivel , Serendipity ⚧, Gytha , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 353
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Carver Hawke , Isabela , Cullen , Varric , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Theron Mahariel , Varania , Paivel
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces, more appalling Page Six jokes
Notes: More fun with sausage jokes. Varania brings a date. Fenris is less than thrilled with any of these turns of events.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 352
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Isabela , Cullen , Varric , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Anton throws a sausage party, truly the event of the season, whatever Cullen might think of it.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 350
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: PFFT, eww, sucks to the neighbours, Cormac you are not a sylvan
Notes: Magic and an understanding of motion. Then, a serious conversation.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 349
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst, the internet is for porn, Bethy no, interruptions
Notes: Cormac has terrible ideas, but sometimes Anders likes them. Sometimes those ideas do not quite go according to plan.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 348
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst, the internet is for porn
Notes: Anders is having an off day. Good thing Cormac's there to solve this problem.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 346
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Cullen , Keran , Ser Thrask , Ella
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Fenris glows murderously, do not screw around in supply closets in the Gallows
Notes: Fenris finishes the fight Cormac started. Later, Thrask discovers the incredible benefits of knocking.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 345
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Anton's thighs of death
Notes: Today we've got a lust for chowder.
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Mar 072016
 

Title: A Passion of Hawkes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: I had a plan, I swear. Unfortunately, it didn't go quite as expected, and the lights ruined what was already a questionable angle.
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