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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 195
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂,
Rating: M (L3Â N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: Facepunching, Anton's garden furniture, the internet is for porn, Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Carver discovers some interesting features of the garden. Unrelatedly, Artemis is offered a delightful wedding gift.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 193
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, uncomfortable reminders of Kinloch Hold, conversations about the Knight-Commander's questionable policy decisions
Notes: Fenris gets a letter he's been waiting for. The Kirkwall Weekly Gazette publishes an unspeakable bit of fiction.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 192
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anton's garden furniture, Cullen jokes, Anders sucks at tanning
Notes: That is not a colour people are supposed to be, Anders.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 191
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Shirtlessness, family secrets, dick jokes
Notes: Anders is surprised by how quickly Cormac can wash and dry his hair. Artemis explains.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 190
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Shirts are overrated, Anders has a vomit button
Notes: Isabela finally gets a look at Anders, shirtless.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 189
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1Â S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Booze, Orlesian diseases, shirtless Hawke is shirtless
Notes: Isabela decides it's time for a beach party, because Anders is looking a little pale. Anders, however, protests that it is perfectly natural for him to be pale and this is a terrible idea.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 187
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Yet more smooching
Notes: An unexpected arrival puts an end to the game.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 186
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Hawkeward Hawke-on-Hawke action, Anders is not ok
Notes: Spin the bottle continues out into more interesting kisses.
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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: That's Not How Food Works (2/6)
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Gamlen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Leandra's A+ mothering, who let Artie near the stove
Notes: No, Artie, you can't cook. Stop trying, for the good of all Thedas.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 185
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Donnic ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V1 D1)
Warnings: A lot of kissing, a little slapping
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace turns into a game of spin the bottle.
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