Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, MAGE RIGHTS
Notes: A serial killer in Kirkwall. Conversations on the nature of magic and Kinloch Hold.
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Title: With Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT" *dies laughing* I'm not sorry. This is all Mav's fault, I'm sure… *mutters something about spicy goatradish* I'll see myself out.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 55
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3 N3 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, combustible levels of stress, trashy Orlesian novels, zero relationship skills
Notes: Three brothers, three moments. All of them fools.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 54
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Violence, unpleasant conversations
Notes: Justice and Fenris actually agree on something, and Artemis gets to deliver that judgement.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 53
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, brotherly love, violence, dead slavers
Notes: Brotherly ribbing, with a side of slavers on the side of the mountain.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 47
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Politics, religion, violence, lunatics shit-talking the mental competence of madmen
Notes: The Arishok has a certain fondness for Anton, so when the shit hits the fan, he summons his favourite Hawke to clean it up.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 45
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Angst, ass-kicking, oh my god Cormac, capslock!Justice
Notes: Dissent. Anders does not take being threatened well. There are times Cormac really enjoys killing.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 43
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Barf, zero relationship skills, Anton is so full of shit
Notes: Fenris finally gets his foot out of his mouth. Anton covers for his brother.
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 42
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L4 N4 S4Â V0 D1)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, oh my god Artemis, templar buggery
Notes: Artemis is drunk. Very, very drunk. So is Cullen. *coughs*
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 41
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Sebastian ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Drinking, partying, Anders's mouth, Fenris's fist, oh my god Artemis, ambiguously brotherly affections
Notes: The party continues! Artemis is much too drunk! Cormac is not nearly drunk enough for this! Anders suddenly wishes he was a lot more drunk! Cullen should maybe lay off the cordial!
