Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 69
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, violence, politics
Notes: An assortment of loose ends. Puns. Secrets. Templar problems.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 68
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Violence, zealotry, Fenris's mouth
Notes: Missing Qunari, trouble in the Chantry, bad news followed by worse.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 65
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken shenanigans, don't bet that, oh my god Artemis, the internet is for porn
Notes: A game of Wicked Grace goes horribly wrong, for Artemis. Fenris takes advantage of this turn of events, until Artemis turns the tables on him.
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Title: Corset Party
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L0Â N2Â S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's an awful lot of leg, nice shoulders all around
Notes: These are just clothing references for a scene Mav and I are writing. Not much exciting going on here, just a theme and the same colours through three different senses of fashion.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 64
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Being the heir sucks, Anders in drag, Carver don't argue with your mother, Cormac don't let Anders argue with your mother, no one is drunk enough for this
Notes: Another fantastic party. Anders plays even less nice than usual. Carver picks a memorable fight.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 63
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂
Rating: M (L2 N1 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Non-consensual human origami and other acts of violence, combustible levels of stress, Anders is not ok, mind control, red lyrium
Notes: Weaponised dog farts. Varric finds Bartrand. Abject mayhem all around.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 61
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Demons, blood magic, MAGE RIGHTS
Notes: A serial killer in Kirkwall. Conversations on the nature of magic and Kinloch Hold.
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Title: With Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT" *dies laughing* I'm not sorry. This is all Mav's fault, I'm sure… *mutters something about spicy goatradish* I'll see myself out.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 55
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L3 N3 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, combustible levels of stress, trashy Orlesian novels, zero relationship skills
Notes: Three brothers, three moments. All of them fools.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 54
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Violence, unpleasant conversations
Notes: Justice and Fenris actually agree on something, and Artemis gets to deliver that judgement.
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