Title: Alternate Uses for Magic
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: M (L0Â N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude, arousal
Notes: So, I've had this image stuck in my damn head all week, and now you get to experience it, too.
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Title: A Lumpy Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L0 N3 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Nude dude
Notes: Cormac, after a year in the Anderfels, as promised. Maybe a little lumpy around the edges, but still a handsome dude.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 387
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: One statue becomes many statues. A change in tactics.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 380
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀, Orsino ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: The fine art of blowing shit up, canon-typical violence
Notes: Meredith strikes. Anders is done fucking around.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 376
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: M (L3Â N2 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: 'Villainy', ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture
Notes: In which Anton plays the damsel to Cullen's villain, and a desk is misused.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 350
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: PFFT, eww, sucks to the neighbours, Cormac you are not a sylvan
Notes: Magic and an understanding of motion. Then, a serious conversation.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 335
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: M (L2Â N2 S3 V0Â D1)
Warnings: A reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory, vaguely founded accusations of hot Hawke-on-Hawke action
Notes: Sebastian realises what he's been hearing and runs to Bethany, who is not nearly as offended as he expects. (The 'Page Six' in this chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 334
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Jethann ♂, Meredith ♀, Orsino ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3Â S1 V0Â D1)
Warnings: Jethann, shut up Cormac, a reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory
Notes: A demonstration of why we are thanking Jethann. Later, Sebastian finds himself in Lowtown, with a mission and an uncomfortable situation. (The 'Page Six' in this and the next chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 321
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Fenris ♂, Merrill♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D1)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, vomit, blood magic, Fenris has issues
Notes: It must be Tuesday, because we've got blood mages in Hightown.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 301
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anders ♂, Natia Brosca ♀, Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, nobody likes being underground, Anders has some issues, Nate was not expecting a repeat of the Vigil but he'll roll with it
Notes: To sleep, perchance to have nightmares and seek comfort from an old friend.
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