Title: Faded Rogue
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ceran Mahariel ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: mail-order-superhero's Ceran Mahariel. Did I not say I was going to do the thing? I did the thing. I did the thing in the Fade, because fuck backgrounds.
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Title: A Rebel Without A Screw
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Alim Surana ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sexy elf?
Notes: Obviously, for Rhapsody, we chose Solona Amell as our Warden-Commander. But, we haven't forgotten all the un-wardened origins. Here's Alim Surana as the leader of the Fereldan mage rebellion, post Act III. (And I don't think his vallaslin count as vallaslin, if he did them himself… But, they're Falon'Din.)
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 92
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Disillusionment
Notes: Family is always so very complicated.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 85
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Cullen ♂, Sebastian ♂, Leandra Amell ♀
Rating: T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Goats, nonsense, goat-shit on the nice clean floor, accusations of marriage
Notes: WHOSE GOAT IS THIS? WHY IS THERE A GOAT?
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Title: Three of Wands
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: So, we'd been joking around about Bethany looking more like Artemis than anyone else, and then I realised I should probably do something about that. Woo. Another Hawke. More awesome fashion sense. No post, because I'm a lazy sod. Yes, I should re-shoot this with Cormac's face lit from a better angle, but I'm just done for the day.
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Title: With Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: "TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT" *dies laughing* I'm not sorry. This is all Mav's fault, I'm sure… *mutters something about spicy goatradish* I'll see myself out.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 48
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N1 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken adventures in shopping for exciting underwear
Notes: Artie asks Aveline for help with his relationship difficulties. She advises strongly in favour of new underwear. Exciting underwear.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 46
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Fenris contemplates violence, there are no earthquakes
Notes: Artemis moves in with Fenris. You may now cheer. Anders spots the problem.
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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 14
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Leandra Amell ♀, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Political manoeuvring, zero relationship skills, Cullen has no idea what he's doing
Notes: Cullen decides he needs more thinging in his life. Because things. And Anton. And things with Anton would be best. Thing. Yes.
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Title: A Touch of Mint
Fandom: Dragon Age/Rhapsody in Ass Major
Characters: Artemis ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's an awful lot of leg, questionable lighting
Notes: Yes, something like that corset does appear in Rhapsody. Yes, on Artemis. Yes, with matching knickers, and they do end up somewhere rather entertaining. No, I'm not quite sure what the fuck he's doing up Sundermount in a corset, but I liked the sunset, so fuck off.
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