Jul 031996
 

Title: The (Other) Spam Song
Rating: G-
Warnings: Put down your coffee, first. No, really.
Notes: Okay, this was totally for the lulz. My mum's boyfriend was the leader of a Boy Scout troop, and they called themselves 'The Spam Brigade', and even got patches for it, from Hormel. No shit. So, they used to filk pop songs, on hikes, but inserting the word 'spam' in place of other things. This resulted in classics like 'Black Hole Spam', and other utterly tea-spittingly good stuff. So, one night, I wrote them their very own song about spam.
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Aug 111994
 

Title: Dark Star
Fandom: N/A
Characters: N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings: Emo-fabulous teen angst
Notes: Fuck off. I was fourteen, at the time. … Actually, I might be overestimating the time, here. We still had AOL. I might have been thirteen… *shrugs* Anyway, I'm pretty sure this was 1994, so I'm just gonna pick a random date and stick with it.
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