Title: Brotherly Love: 9:14 Dragon
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: BEEEES!
Notes: Cormac's 11, Artie's 9. Artie, please don't scare the shit out of your brother…
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Year We Wanted to Forget
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0Â V1 D0)
Warnings: Strong suggestions of abuse, Anders is not okay, BEEEEES
Notes: Awkward placement. Number Six actually comes immediately before this chapter, but it stands alone in the Rhapsody series. Note also that Because Rhapsody ™, we break with canon on when Karl was sent to Kirkwall.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Wage(r)s of Sin
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Autofellatio, exhibitionism/voyeurism
Notes: A stupid wager and a gift for a friend.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: The Joy of Kissing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating:Â T (L2Â N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Unexpected licking, terrible comparisons
Notes: Elfhole does not understand why anyone, ever, would want to put their mouth on someone else.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An Interruption
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Karl Thekla ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: M (L2Â N1Â S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Smut, pranks
Notes: Karl/Anders. Alim thinks he's funny. Mostly because he actually is.
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: Blood and Blood Lotus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana ♂
Rating: T (L2Â N1 S0 V2 D2)
Warnings: Kind of a lot of blood, hallucinations, technical difficulties with reality, accidental chemical enhancement, shithead templar
Notes:Â Alim decides he needs to improve upon his face. Anders is not thrilled with this idea, but decides it's better to help than to leave the elf to do it on his own. Mayhem ensues, because when does anything go according to plan?
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Title: Pranksters of Kinloch Hold: An introduction of sorts…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders, Alim 'Fen'Din' Surana
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Teenage mages, bees, Surana's kind of terrifying
Notes: Alim Surana was not the average elven mage. In fact, it was an act of the First Enchanter that between the talent for necromancy and his … unusual views on the nature of reality, that he hadn't been made Tranquil. Once he introduced himself to Anders, though, win, lose, or sunburst, they'd end up going down in history as the pranksters of Kinloch Hold — not that anyone could prove it.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 119
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Merrill ♀, Anders ♂, Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Complicated politics, trouble between friends, a war begins, lots of stabbing and smiting
Notes: The end of one problem loops back to the beginning of another.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 118
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Spiders are gross, exploded spiders are grosser, burning the bones of our enemies
Notes: Trouble in the mines. Nothing serious, just a few spiders! Maybe some undead…
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 117
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Unhealthily strong nationalist sentiments, bandits, stabbing bandits
Notes: Some troubles with the Bone Pit. Cormac is not thrilled with any of this.
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